Commodore 64  <  The Rosarian  (1987-03-30)

Name: The Rosarian
Type: Intro
Date: 1987-03-30
Coder: United Cracking Academy, STI
Text: UCA, STP
Screen:
         UNITED CRACKING ACADEMY        

                PRESENTS                

              THE ROSARIAN              

CODED IN 1987 BY UCA FOR THE MEGA-MIGHTY

       SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION       



       UCA - THE LEDER OF THE PACK      
Scroll: HERE IT SCROLLS....... JEHEEEPAHHH ! YOU'RE READING THE LATEST SCA-SCROLLTEXT WRITTEN AT THE 30. OF MARCH BY UCA & STP TOGETHER. BUT AWAY WITH THESE TEDIOUS INTRODUCTIONS, LET'S GET TO THE FIRST PART OF THIS SCROLLTEXT. IT'S CALLED 'WHY ?'. I GUESS YOU WONDER WHY 'WHY ?'. I'LL CLEAR YOU UP : IT'S THE 'WHY' ASKING AFTER THE REASON OF THE INTRO'S NAME. IT'S 'CAUSE ZAMTAN IS ONE OF THESE MYSTERIOUS ROSARIANS. NOW I GUESS YOU'LL ASK : 'WHO THE HELL IS ZAMTAN ?' AS YOU SHOULD KNOW, HE'S ONE OF THE THREE SOFTWARE-GODS. NOW YOU'LL ASK: 'WHO HOLY MOSES ARE THOSE THREE GODS ?' THAT QUESTION CAN BE ANSWERD BY READING THE FOLLOWING SCROLLTEXTS : 'THE FUN SERVICE','GORGEOUS','SCA-COMPETITION'. OK. BACK TO ZAMTAN. HE'S A HOBBY-GARDENER AND HE LIKES MOST BREEDING UP THESE LOVELY RED-COLOURED FLOWERS CALLED ROSES. SO HE'S A ROSARIAN. HIS PREFERRED SYMBOL IS THE BOUNCING BIRD UP-THERE. SOMETIMES HE'S DEPICTED AS A HUMAN WITH A BIRD-HEAD AND A DISK-PERFORATOR IN ONE OF HIS THREE CLUTCHES. THAT WAS THE 'WHY ?'. SCROLLING UP.........THE SECOND PART (CONTAINING GREMLINS, GREATCOATS AND GREENSTUFFS). A BUNCH OF GREMLINS TO : DS COMPWARE, BIG APPLE, STI (ON AMIGA), DYNAMIC-DUO, DANISH GOLD AND IRATA-BABY. A WARDROBE FULL OF GREATCOATS TO: RADWAR, PBA, NEW BALANCE, STAR FRONTIERS AND EXPLORER. A POUCH OF GREENSTUFF TO : SPOT 3001, ACS, SOFT PIONEERS, MORX, ELECTRO, FBS, ECC, USI, NEWLOOK, DIGITAL ARTS, MEGABYTE AND FFS. SORRY ABOUT THE STRANGE EXPRESSIONS FOR YEAH-SHOUTINGS, BUT IT'S NOT EASY TO CATCH NEW ONES FOR EACH DEMO. SCROLLING ACROSS THE SCREEN : THE THIRD PART OF THE TEXT. IT'S ABOUT THE COMPETITION ! SEND NICE DISKS AND WIN GREAT PRIZES. SEND'EM TO : PO-BOX 470 / CH-8037 ZURICH. MOVING IN: THE FINAL PART. THERE WE HAVE TO SAY :'HANG UP, SWITCH OFF, GROW DOWN, SUCK OFF, SLIME AWAY, STAY GOLD, GOODBYE.' ONCE MORE THE MEGA-MIGHTY SWISS CRACKING ASSOCIATION REACHES OUT TO YOU. BY(TE) THE WAY : THIS INTRO WAS CODED BY UNITED CRACKING ACADEMY. MUZAK BY ROB HUBER. HAVE A NICE DAY. BYE.
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